A blog about things, etc.
Your penises are wrong
I’m tired of people trying to be clever by pluralizing “penis” as “peni”.
Cactus is pluralized as cacti. Why wouldn’t that apply to the word penis as well?
BECAUSE ITS NOT SPELLED PENUS WITH A -US ENDING LIKE CACTUS YOU STUPID NOT SPEAKING LATIN CORRECTLY BASTARDS.
It would pluralize to “penes”. Like how parenthesis becomes parentheses.
Things I can’t do because they make me feel like too much of a white person
- Play tennis
- Wear polo shirts
- Ride horses
- Climb those rock wall things
- Shop for furniture
- Discuss boats
Source: Flickr / azizul